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Bush Falls Down, Goes Boom

It's not only the system of checks and balances which have tumbled tits-over-twat during the course of this administration, the President also has himself a set of slippery pins.

 

President Bush has experienced his share of physical tumbles during the course of his administration, including:

* A fall from a Segway personal transporter in June of 2003

* A tumble from a mountain bike in May 2004

* A January 2002 indident where he allegedly choked on a pretzel, passed out, and grazed his head on a coffee table (an accident which would have explained so much, had it happened twenty years earlier)

 

Bush is not the only victim of his two left feet.

* In 2003, he dropped his own dog Barney on its head, in front of a group of school age children.

 

It's worth remembering that all Ex-President Gerald Ford had to do was combine his fumbling wordsmithmanship take a slip down a rain-slicked set of portable stairs, and he was forever lampooned in the media and public perception as a bumbling dolt. This presidency, by contrast, is apparently The Freedom Presidency.

 

Bush may have been, or in fact may still be, an alcoholic, according to some behavorial analyses, first-hand reports, and unsurprising rumors. Sometimes alcoholics fall down. Also, they swear, overcompensate for perceived inadequacies, and are egomaniacal jerks. As I say, rumors ...

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