Condoleezza Rice (1954-)
Condoleezza Rice was born a poor black child. No, seriously she was. In Alabama, and everything.
Se is also currently the 66th Secretary of State. She assumed this position after Colin Powell vacated for health reasons due to an acute attack of the "hoshits, I may want to run for president in 20-godknowswhen, and being tied to this sinking stone in the history books will not play well with my future constituents as they pay off this whole Iraq thing I helped talk thier parents into endorsing in negligence" (too bad it wasn't contagious).
Previous to her position as Secretary of State, she spent Bush's first term as National Security Advisor. National Security Advisor is a very complex position including many duties, the least of which is getting reports with titles like \"Bin Ladin Attacks May be Imminent\",\"Bin Ladin public profile may presage attack\",\"Bin Ladin network's plans advancing.\" and \"Bin Ladin Planning High-Profile Attacks\" within 100 feet of the president's desk.
Ms. Rice (Yes, you read that right Fellahs, She's single!) has had an understated business career, when compared to other administration members. She was only a board member of such small time grassroots corporations as Chevron, Charles Scwabb, Transamerica, and Hewlett Packard. But she made up for all the corporate evil by giving back to the community and being Vice President of the San Francisco branch of the Boys and Girls Club of America.
 This is her HAPPY. |
"Condie" (as the President prefers to call her) is also an avid pianist, was a competitive figure skater, occasionaly likes to go out in Matrix-cosplay, and is speedily taking over Oprah's position as the "Most Electable Black Woman in America" But it is rumored she would give it all up to be head of the NFL.
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