Bill O'Reilly (1949-)
There are many facets to this man. He is so much more than a commentator, a guiding light, or even a mouthpiece for administration public-policy absorbtion.
In order to get to the Heart of who Bill O'Reilly really is, you must do what it often takes to understand right-wing media personalities.
You have to take everything that Bill Hicks said about Rush Limbaugh and replace the name with the person in question. When doing this, we get such insights as:
"Rush Limbaugh Bill O'Reilly is a Scat muncher. He munches Scat!"
Or even more telling:
"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh Bill O'Reilly the other day. Doesn't Rush Limbaugh Bill O'Reilly remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on him? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle and Bush just ... (insert pee noise) Just standing around pissing on him, and his piggly-wiggly dick can't get hard. So they call in Barbara Bush ..."
Sadly, this last quote hits very close to his alledged real-life proclivites.
Apparently, he's also SUCH a flip-flopper.
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