Addicted To Oil

From the 2006 State of the Union Speech, it's the newest administration catchphrase, falling quick on the heels of such luminous sound bytes as "The Global War Against Violent Extremism" which was tossed into the ring after we won our other catchphrase, "The War On Terror".

"Addicted to Oil" is burning up the polls. People on FoxNews love it, despite the fact that Bush's energy official came out afterward and made sure we knew he didn't mean one bit of it. (although it is theorized that it is the trigger word for Cheney's Daughter's mind control)